February is a stacked month. We got Super Bowl, President's Day, Lincoln's Birthday, on TOP of Black history month. Not to mention, it's the shortest month of the year. Is there something wrong with this picture? Absolutely! There's everything wrong with February. It's a marketing machine that forces us to celebrate holidays that we don't want. We don't want Lady Gaga at the Super Bowl. We don't want to celebrate Valentine's Day. And we want Black history to be a part of American history. Period. You should learn from that, Sean Spicer.
Your mother, your sister, your daughter, your niece, your girlfriend, your wife and to some, your mistress all deserve the same respect as men. It's time for men to take a step down and have women take charge of this planet. It's called Mother Earth for a reason. So take over ladies and march forward.
In this episode I talk about my experience at the Women's March, I talk about the education secretary nominee, Betsy DeVos - 2+2 is not 3 Betsy and answer a question properly. Just listen and you will understand why I am so angry with her. Don't forget, my podcast of the day: "2 Dumb 2 Tame" with Mia Pinchoff.
So men, man up and listen to this episode. Women, multitask and share this episode with everyone you know.
Topics include: women's march, women's rights, betsy devos, gun violence, education, future madam president, donald trump, podcast, comedy, funny, Mike Betancourt, Sacramento, Stand Up
Are you mad about Mariah Carey's performance? Are you mad about Ronda Rousey losing in 43 seconds? Are you mad that Flint, MI doesn't have clean water? If you are mad about the first two and not the third, you're a Kardashian.
Happy New Year and welcome back #MMites, I've missed you! I hope each and every one of you had a great Christmas/Holiday/break/whatever-you-want-to-call-it time off. If you read the paragraph above, then you already know what I am going to be talking about in this episode - except the Kardashians. You will laugh from beginning to end. And notice I have never, ever said that in any episode until now.
Did I set the bar for 2017? You're damn right! So enjoy the beginning of the end of Me, Mikeself & I. Next year, I'll have a great comeback. And everyone loves a comeback story.
Topics include: greed, Mariah Carey, Ronda Rousey, Gordon Gekko, money, Bret Hart, The Hitman, Flint, Michigan, Detroit, comedy, Call of Duty, Activion, Infinity Ward, New Years Eve, Christmas, holidays, relatives, books, reading, podcast, alcoholism, Wall Street, Mike Betancourt
We take freedom for granted and we don't actually realize how free we really are. Sure we might be fighting for our rights. We might be fighting for our livelihood, but we have the freedom to fight. In this episode I talk about a movie that I was in called "Don't Shoot! I'm The Guitar Man" a true Story about rock and roll legend, Buzzy Martin, who dedicated his time to teach the prisoners of San Quentin music. As I read Buzzy's book and the script my eyes were opened and the precious gift of freedom is what we need to take care of.
I also talk about the Podcast of the Day which is "Barley and Me" with comedian Ben Rice, a wonderful podcast about beer. Do I need to explain more?
In case you were wondering who made my theme song, it was created by Mike Glyphix Abdelmessih who will be coming out with some phenomenal beats for some promising artists. To see his work, go to his Instagram account @shubrawi.
And finally, I want to thank Wacist Webb (who isn't a racist and thinks racism is wack) for being my producer today. You can also listen to him on the Videogame BANG! podcast.
Topics include: San Quentin, racism, freedom, prison, acting, podcast, comedy, beer, Alan Thicke, celebrities, celebrity, death, conversation, Florence Henderson, 2016, funny, insomnia
The holiday season is finally here.. and no I'm not going to take a dump on this or ridicule the meaning of Christmas.. I actually love the Christmas Season, minus the shopping, plus drinks and holiday movies equals happy Mike. In this episode I talk about what my favorite holiday movies are... Die Hard, enough said. I also talk about how actor/comedian Ryan Boyd and comedian/veteran Isaac Ames took it upon themselves to drive to Standing Rock and be one of the many on the front lines protecting the Sioux Tribe.
These two guys are local heroes and we should follow in their footsteps. Whatever you need to do to get involved, get involved. Dont worry about Donald Trump taking our rights away, Just act like Kevin McCallister from Home Alone and protect your rights with a bb gun, some paint cans, and a tarantula.
Isaac Ames: Facebook.com/isaacamescomedy
Ryan Boyd: Facebook.com/ryan.boyd.5608
And for up to date news on what's happening at Standing Rock: http://www.ocetisakowincamp.org/
Topics Include: Christmas, Die Hard, Home Alone, Standing Rock, Alan Rickman, Veterans of Standing Rock, Mike Betancourt, Comedy, stand-up, Krampus, Santa Claus, Scrooge, Thanksgiving, Comedian, Sacramento, Sioux Tribe, Pipeline, It's a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street, West Clark Jr.
Trump.. Hillary.. Millennials and Protesting.. What do they all have in common? They are not harnessing their energy to protect Standing Rock. If you have been living under a rock the past few months, I don't blame you, but you need to know whats going on with Standing Rock. There is a pipeline being drilled into their fresh water supply. Over 17 million people will be effected by this. This is important, this is what we need to focus on. You can hear my rant as I make fun of all the stuff I said in the beginning. I also talk about the history of Thanksgiving, how we should unite with Native Americans and also be F'n thankful for what we have.
To get involved and help support Standing Rock:http://standingrock.org/
Call the Whitehouse (During Business Hours) (202) 456-1111 Or an e-mail at whitehouse.gov/contact
Topics Include: Trump, Obama, Hillary Clinton, Standing Rock, Protest, President, White house, Thanksgiving, Native Americans, Pipeline, Grateful, Mike Betancourt, Comedy, Stand Up, Sacramento
Who is Bishop Bullwinkle? He is the man who created a song called,"Hell Naw.. To the Naw Naw Naw". This is the song you want to listen to when you see B.S. coming from a mile away.. like this years election. I'm so glad that this election as almost done, over, and out of our heads for another four years. We need to focus on better things like the Chicago Cubs, Standing Rock, and Batman: Return of the Caped Crusader.
Having these in your life is whats important. And ignore my Heath Ledger interview.. it flatlined faster than you can say "Why so Serious?!"
Topics Include: Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Election, America, United States, Bishop Bullwinkle, Chicago Cubs, Standing Rock, Pipeline, Nodapl, politics, comedy, stand up, Sacramento, Mike Betancourt, podcast, Wrestling, WWE, Lucha Underground, Survivor Series, Hardly Heroes, Batman 66, Joker, Heath Ledger
What makes us who we are today is from our parents. Good or bad it made you who you are and you have the choice to take your gifts and share it with the world or keep it for yourself. In this episode I talk about the World Series being a wonderful distraction from a horrible election. If the Indians win they join the Cavs as champions which means the Cleveland Browns need to step up their game and become vicious and start ripping peoples face off.
I also talk about the wonderful Podcast of the day, and a secret underground club called the "Dead Dads Club". If you lost your father, I'm sorry, but you are now apart of that a lot of people have in common with. You are not alone.
Topics Include: Cubs, Indians, World Series, Baseball, Caveliers, Brett Favre, Trump, Mexicans, Wall, Hillary, Politics, Dead Dads Club, Depression, Having Fun, Life, Podcast, Sacramento, Stand-Up, Comedy, Kevin Meaney
Creepy Clowns, Racism, World War 3, Greed... all comes from one thing: Bad Parenting. If everyone had good parents or at least a good role model our world wouldn't be where it is right now. All this can change if parents sat down with their kids and spent some quality time with them, such as a family dinner. Sit down and eat with your kids, that isn't very hard to do... baby steps to save humanity.
Topics Include: Ric Flair, Halle Berry, Bill Burr, Monday Morning Podcast, Comedy, Clowns, Creepy, WW3, World War 3, Discipline, Responsibility, parenting, entitlement, stand-up, Sacramento, Facebook, Macho Man, Mike Betancourt, podcast of the day, WWE, wrestling
Life is so much better being a political atheist. I'm not taking sides, I'm not yelling, and I don't care. I do care about our future and if our votes actually mattered (Super delegates sabotaging votes) Then I would vote for Jill Stein because she has great views that actually make sense, but no one is listening and Hillary Trump and Donald Clinton regime has taken over.
I don't believe anything my government says anymore and I'm okay with that because there is more to life than politics, such as PPAP. This weeks POD I tell you about a podcast that I challenge you to get through even a minute of. I couldn't even get through 30 seconds. I talk about the importance of family and life being more important than the value of the dollar. I also talk about how TV can change the way you think.
Google This: US6506148 B2
More About Jill Stein: www.Jill2016.com
Topics this week include: PPAP, Jill Stein, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, I'm with Her, Family, No Bullshit, Government, Political Atheist, Podcast, International Podcast Day, Brainwashing, Television, Tragedy, Comedy, Sacramento, Stand Up, Mike Betancourt
Hello MMites, I hope you like your new nickname, because I'm not changing it. This week I talk about the POD podcast of the week, the movie that I was in which premiered last week called MamaBoy, my experience working with one of the stars of the movie, Mr. Gary Busey. After working with him he became my idol.
I also talk about 9-11, the 22 push-up challenge, and how we need to address Veteran suicide in this country. Don't worry its a great podcast, it's not too preachy and I guarantee at least one laugh.
Topic's Include: Neil deGrasse Tyson, Star Talk, Podcast, Gary Busey, Mamaboy, Mickey Rourke, They Live, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Veterans, Comedy, Stand-Up, Volcano, 22 Push-up challenge, 9-11, George Bush, Aliens, Navy, War on Drugs, Suicide
This week we celebrate episode cinco with a special guest interview with Ray Romano.. excuse me... Mr. Romano. I also talk a little bit about The Mikes stand up comedy show, introduce a new segment called P.O.D., and I invite you to all personally roast me and my podcast via e-mail.
Send me your roasts here: Memikeselfandi@gmail.com
In this episode we talk about a brand new movement that we want everyone to be apart of and the movement is called H2hOmless all you need to do is take time out of your day to hydrate and help the homeless. If you are unable to walk around and hydrate the homeless, please donate to the H2hOmeless paypal account: Djsandhu20@gmail.com
We also talk about how much of a dick Lou Ferrigno can be and how he can change his ways. Also I introduce my new mascot Sassy Ryu and sign off.